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I was about 18 years old ... and had been messing with Ecstasy one night.
This Ecstasy had made me sooo sick I had to go home. I remember tossing and turning feeling like I would never fall asleep... well at some point i did and suddenly the worst stomach pain woke me up, so I made my way the the bathroom.
To my surprise when i got there it was to late!
So know I'm in the bathroom freaking out! i can't believe this happened to me! I haven't pooped myself since i was a child....lmao
As I'm in the bathroom i hear my mom freaking out , yelling and screaming... I HATE THIS DAM DOG! THIS DOG GOTTA GO!!! I had a dog that wasn't very well trained lol... So as she screaming all this I hear her say BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!! how did the dog shit in the living room if shes tied up in the hallway?
Now she's waking up everyone in the house asking who let the dog loose then tied her back up???!!!
Mind you I'm not putting one and one together.... I have an older brother who's room at the time was next to the bathroom and he screams out Ma!!!!! that wasn't the dog!!!! it was my sister , i can smell the shit from here! LMFAO
My eyes opened wide and the light bulb turned on... OMG was that me?????? NOWAY !!!!!!!
Well apparently it wasn't the dog , it was me SMH... I dropped one out the side of my pants on the way to the bathroom. Even tho I was at home this was still extremely embarrassing. So I call out to my mom ... Maaaaa Please come here! I open the door and tell her, SHHHHH it was meeee! I was not expecting what came next, I thought she would feel bad for me, lol . Well Mom had no Mercy on me!
I GUESS SHE REALLY WAS TIRED OF CLEANING UP SHIT LMFAO!